Advertising, Texas Style

Driving through Kingsland, Texas to visit family over the holiday weekend, I saw an interesting sign beneath what appeared to be a taxidermist, a gas station, a jerky vendor, and a subway (sandwhich shop) all under the convenience of one roof. It was one of those digital ticker-tape type signs where orange glowy letters appear one consecutively after the other in a kind of lighted up banner and it read as follows:

(I am not making this up.)

"Odoreeze...
Because guts stink."

Happy holidays from Kingsland, Texas.
Y'all.