In the Name of Confidence

In the name of my own self-confidence, I give you the worst picture that has ever been taken of me. Ever.

Here's what I REALLY look like. There is no fun-house mirror involved and that's not my reflection in a spoon. That is me sweating profusely. That is my very large forehead. That is my bulbous nose.

I'd like to add that this is not what I look like usually. This is what I look like when I'm really really hot and sweaty in the middle of summer and Eli grabs the camera and takes my picture when I'm not ready. Totally not ready.

I'm posting this picture on a dare.

There, I did it. And I feel pretty damn good about it. It's actually quite liberating...