Adult
Just minutes ago, I heard an odd rustling from the living room. The following conversation took place between two rooms, Elias in the living room and the rest of us in the study down the hall.
Tamara: "Eli, whatcha doing?"
Elias: "We need-a make-a fire."
He was inside the HEB Box O' Fire Logs. Not a good idea, obviously. I answered him.
Tamara: "No, buddy. We can't make a fire right now. You always need an adult for that."
There was a brief silence and then...
Elias: "Daaaddddyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Jonathan: "Yes, Eli?"
Elias: "Are you a dolt?"
Jonathan: "Yes um well yes but..."
Tamara: "Eli, whatcha doing?"
Elias: "We need-a make-a fire."
He was inside the HEB Box O' Fire Logs. Not a good idea, obviously. I answered him.
Tamara: "No, buddy. We can't make a fire right now. You always need an adult for that."
There was a brief silence and then...
Elias: "Daaaddddyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Jonathan: "Yes, Eli?"
Elias: "Are you a dolt?"
Jonathan: "Yes um well yes but..."
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